A life less interesting

I’m clean shaven, have had a hair cut (Which which was free might I add.) including getting stabbed in the head with scissors three times. Getting, for lack of a better term drilled by clips that hold the hair smock on. Elbowed in the head twice and getting just generally pummeled instead of doing the traditional hair brush off at the end.

The party i was going to tonight go cancelled. So all in the day itself wasn’t all that bad. Could have been better but tonight, i’ve eating dumplings! Oh Yeah!

Still could have done with out the stabbing however.

Not insanely excited for the hair cut either might I add.

So, a friend of mine wrote that he finds Gail Dines to be a ’ Puritanical idiot’ after watching Q & A on the abc’s Iview feature on the Sydney writers festival. After watching it, (And a few other things that featured her.) I’ve decided he makes a very valid point.

So, strange, big guy just came to my door asking for me and grilling my family members (I was indisposed at the time) And providing very little, if any details about who or what he was doing.

And now he is parked in a car at the edge of my drive way and hasn’t left for 15 minutes.

I’m a little curious as to what the hell is going on.

Edit: 3:10pm All good, will explain later

Someone should invent 24 hour dumpling hot line so I can take advantage of it right now

I wish I could make food magically teleport into my house. Seeing as due to the weather/sickness I have been slack in the shopping department.

Damn laws of science, do they not know that I hunger…for food!

So today & tonight consisted of bowling where I lost the first game, but won the second. Drinking beer ( without a care having out with my side kick (while drinking said beer) listening to FUCKED UP, which was a great idea! And Getting incited to a party where the theme is green!

So now my only issue is what to go as! I’m thinking macho man Randy savage or maybe zombie macho man Randy savage. Any one else got any ideas?

It turns out my mother has not taken kindly to the news of the gum tree ad placed about her and my willingness to trade her for an exo-suit.

She also struggled to read the ad. So I may be forced to settle for something less then I originally wanted.

I’m currently wondering if I should go see the new pirates movie tomorrow

I’m torn as the first two were great. And the third was a huge steaming pile.

Ian McShane is also in it. Which is also making me consider seeing it.

I also feel very satisfied with how well I am doing in Castlevania lords of shadow…

this has nothing to do with anything. I just felt like saying. Mostly due to all the annoyance of the music box puzzle I just beat

My mother (Who for no good reason hates Jeff Bridges, which this no good reason to do so under any circumstance.) is now officially one of those people who stay home and buy things from the tv shopping network.

And yet not the worst thing she has done…just the latest.

I have gotten sick, yet again.

I am very close to just becoming a head in jar. It seems like it would be just a whole lot easier and i’d be healthier in the long & short term.

Also, if someone comes up with something along the lines of a bio-napalm so I can burn the virus and it’s ilk out of my body. That would be grand. If not dangerous and possible ill advised