April 2011
184 posts
Nothing says class like being the bar fly in someplace drinkin’ away your sorrows by yourself! Well I would be if I had any sorrows. I am how ever drinking solo. Pretending to be a bar fly ( I am a human male, hence all the pretending and such.)
After reading this back I can confirm I am also a human idiot!
Plan for the evening. Wander aimlessly through the city. Cause I am actually that bored!
I am now going bat shit crazy from dealing with boring stuff all day
Someone save me from this B.S.!
alessiaporcaro asked: These things are never planned Ash, they just happen! Haha
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The saga of my house trying to kill me carries on
I just clotheslined myself on my make shift door. That wasn’t to bad. The falling on the ground. Not my favourite thing in the world. (I also spilled my drink…*heavy sigh*)
Then general view seems to be that people want me to do it again. Film it, and have comedic music in the back ground playing. Why are you all so unkind to poor old...
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Thank you, Bess.
Seeing as I have already put this up before, I figure I’d do it again. See How Bess is much nicer asked you then I was? See, people of all...
Things I would like to do today
Eat dumplings
Go to the movies
Chances of this happening - very low
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I am currently trying to figure out how to get to a wedding tomorrow that starts at 1pm. Normally I avoid weddings. Mostly because they involve family members who get drunk -
{please note: Drunk is in fact a large understatement when it comes to my family and event where alcohol is available.}
- make me embrassed and make me dance to songs I don’t want to dance to. Or it might be that...
In the on going saga of ‘My current accommodations want to kill me’ I just lit a candle upon request and then burnt my right hand. Nothing to bad. More annoying due to being right hand and it being locked on my thumb. Which I have forgotten three times while typing this and used said burnt area of thumb to hit the space bar. And gone to grab my glass of water.
I do believe this makes...
So I’m not getting paid till monday at the soonest.
Fallen off a chair on to my ass on the cold, unmovable floor.
Had my foot smack into three bookcases and a door
And just stabbed myself in the foot with scissors
Belinda Carlisle circa 88-91. If you can read this…and Time travel and come to my house. I could use a hug!
[I also told my family I am going to try to be a...
Side note
I’m also thinking of taking up a vegetarian diet. I’m leaning to something along the lines of semi-vegetarian diet/Flexitarian diet. I want to eat meat. But I know every know and then I will need it. I do want to cut out red meat however. I’ve never really liked it. Not sure about it yet. It’s kind of a new area to look at and i’ve not sure where to start.
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So, I was sitting in bed. Being all pissed off and angry with myself. Just wanting everything to end and be done with it. (Not in a suicidal way, In a nihilistic way)
And then I found an old sketchbook/note pad from about 2-5 years ago. And looking back on it I’ve found it very hard not to feel better. Seeing as I was a knuckle dragging putz back then (I’m still a putz. But no longer...
It seems that I can not shake this shitty mood.
So to anyone I offend in the near future. I’m apologizing now.
Hopefully I can shake this very soon. (It goes beyond just a normal shitty mood.)
I just hopeful that I can at least get a small win or something that helps plaster on a fake smile and get through the days until I can get myself back to a more normal temperament.
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Tomorrow, I am going into my work place. I am also not leaving until I am paid. I know everyone has enough with my complaining about this. Trust me, I’ve had enough of not being paid and the bullshit they are trying to feed me.
I’m just hoping I don’t do anything stupid, well stupider then usual ( I have people that are depending on me to get paid…so I am a little more...
I have just realized it has taken over 500 posts for me to start making wang related jokes. I’m much classier then I originally thought
Having called all day to find out what my pay situation is I have recently discover that when they have been telling me
‘We are still waiting for an update for this etc. Please try again in a half hour/hour’ That I have been lied to the entire day as the whole system has crashed. So I have been getting lied to by my work since 9am this morning
I have decided to go into work...
I’ve decided to cheer myself up with things that are awesome today
Expect an a large amount of awesomeness coming your way this day
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It seems that my about 75% of aspects of my life have decided to collapse at the same time.
Right now I don’t feel like even trying to try and make myself feel better or make anything entertaining. All I want at this exact moment in time is either
A.) Everything in the universe to just vanish
B.) Lighting to strike me down
c.) Just to quit, pick up everything and just fuck right off for...
Note to self:
Tomorrow is going to be a better and calmer day.
Turbonegro is also not a great band for calm down music. Lyrics like “Tonight I’m feeling sexy, gonna fuck the world” does not do anything other them make me feel like partying down Dressed in a top hat and acting like a sexy mother fucking beast! Which for someone staying at home closed off from the world at...
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It’s insanely difficult to plan for your future when you have no idea what your actually going to clear on a weekly basis
Fuck not getting paid. I honestly don’t feel like joking about it anymore (Funny how your place of work for three consecutive payments periods will do that.)
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So I’ve not sure how to deal with the whole work situation.
I’ve a little worried I might just fly of the handle and get myself into a ‘no money’ situtation
I’d kill for to run a few ideas of someone more level headed then myself
Sooooo, in the epic Ash vs getting paid from work
I have to wait till tomorrow before they will even bother with it
But here is my little fuck you to work.
You don’t pay me, I don’t show up (Mostly cause I can’t afford to!) Come hell or high water. I’m getting my money!
I also got home safe and sound. Despite almost falling asleep on the train.
But man, it’s just...
claireinmelbourne asked: loling
I once again, did not get paid.
I plan to spend the rest of my time arranging to get paid. Seeing well. This makes it the third pay cycle where I haven’t seen a cent.
Did I mention it’s a billion dollar bank I work for? Not some smaller store that’s going out of business?
Man I could use some calming down and cheering up!
Hopefully this hot rod movie is as good as it’s...
So I just went to fluff my pillows and then do the ash no-nonsense diving nap time head butt. Cause when I sleep, it’s serious business.
However missed both the pillows and the mattress and hit the floor instead.
Normally I’d say this didn’t hurt. Cause I am a man! A macho, Macho man! But it friggin’ killed!
Physically and emotionally I’m bruised. Cause who...
Wide awake/ can’t sleep
Thinking about 10 million things all at once. Mostly the present and something’s about the future.
Good things mostly. ( some just down right silly)
It’s time like this I wish I has someone I could talk to about stuff like this. And where available at 1am on a Wednesday morning.
Or just be able to talk to in general with out thinking I should like a fool...
So bummed out that I am headed back home tomorrow. Had an amazing week house sitting in a cool place, was one of the best weeks I have ever had in a long time. Thanks to all those who I had thechance to catch up with!
Turns out one more night in thornbury. The people who I was house sitting for are back. And we just hung out for a while. Now they are in bed. I’m still awake ( they have almost not slept for the entire time they were away.)
So even though it was a house of people. It’s still almost silent. Even the cat is quiet.
It is really eerie!
Seriously one of the best weeks of my life this...
Seeing as this worked insanely well last time, I would still like spoons! Any takers?
